Pandaceanism Theory

     Since we were children, we were been overinfluenced with the idea that in the last moments of life of the earth, the last inhabitant will be the cockroaches. Indeed, Pixar now educates children with this conception, but this education lacks of more rigorous analysis of the circumstances. I want to invite you to follow me in this short essay where I try to give an introduction to the promising theory that I have founded and named as Pandacea Theory.

    Few things remain to be added on the physical persistence of the blatodeos or as in some communities are recognized as cockroaches: 

• Survive to radioactivity. 
• They survive in the complete absence of liquid water. 
• The cockroaches live in caves, deserts, anthill, bird nests, and even some species from the Southeast Asia are semiaquatics. 
• Talking about genomics, which is fashion, the American cockroach has 33 pairs of chromosomes while the German has just 23 pairs. 
• The American cockroach is one of the fastest insects in the world. 
• In 1974 a kind of cockroach appeared on a stamp of Equatorial Guinea and in 1997 another species appeared in one of Bhutan. 
• Some of them can fly. 
• They can live 9 days without its head before dying of hungry. 

    However, all these and many other superpowers that can be found here or here, there is one and only one animal that is able to kill definitively the life of these semiinmortals beings: THE CATS

   But do not let you be tempted by short speeches, the struggle for the conqueror of the world should not be so easy. Chinese eat cats, you can read it here, and also here; moreover, with the boom of information because the Olympics about China, its people and traditions, many of you, my appreciable readers, should have heard about this controversial news that inherently lead us to the following conclusion: the next conquerors of the world will be Chinese! (preventing any objection, remember that changes in the population of the species does not occur in a drastic change, but there is a slow process where a population reduces in number while another will increases; if you could understand it, good). 

    And finally, the last of our pillars to get the absolute last and final conqueror of all the sovereigns of this planet. Please read the following extract from this place: 

"China has consistently been ranked among the top 5 or 6 countries in the world contributing to the majority of executions in a year, according to Amnesty    International, a worldwide human rights body.  These deaths account for a wide range of capital offences, including economic crimes such as corruption and crimes against symbols and treasures of state, such as theft of cultural relics and killing of pandas, which have been criticised as “arbitrary“" 

    And this one: 

"Tourists are a much bigger threat than poachers, who are deterred by the heavy penalties, which until recently included the death penalty, for panda poaching" 

     Conclusions 

   Pandas will dominate the world at the end of time because they are being protected under Death Penalty in China, country where people has taken the smart gourmet choice eating cats, the only animal that has developed the necessary techniques to kill the quasi-immortal species of cockroaches.

Welcome to the Pandaceanism!

Bienvenido a la era del pandaceanismo!

Hugo Carlos Sámano

October, 2008